Monday, November 11, 2013

Melanie Marquez

Melanie: "My brother is not a girl, he is a gentleman." (o, ha!)
Melanie: "That's why I'm a success, it's because I do not MIDDLE in other people's lives." (may katwiran. hindi nga naman siya nanggigitna!)
Melanie: "Do not judge my brother, he is not a book!"(and he is. . .??)
Melanie: (in an angry and self-righteous tone) "i won't stoop down to my level!" (dapat lang 'day! sa tangkad mong 'yan, bali ang likod mo!)
Melanie: (as angry as hell) "hello? bulag ka ba? bingi ka ba? (points to ear) are you DEP????" (Hindi ah. . . . shinampoo ko lang 'yan. . . )
Melanie: "yung std... baka sa maruming toilet lang nya nakuha yan." (hmmm... may punto ..... kung autistic ka!!)
Melanie: (one of her best points yet) "eh ikaw ba naman durugin ang ari mo? pag di ba naman manutok ka ng baril?" (this is a very popular observation of renowned psychologists. it's called the "mash the crotch, cock a gun" phenomenon)
*naalala ko tuloy yung isa pa nyang comment noon ...
melanie: "i don't eat meat. i'm not a carnival." (but you sure create one each time you open your mouth, honey!)
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